Anonymous asked: If I met you last night and wanted to talk to you more how would I get in touch with you?

Message me on Facebook. Looking forward to hearing from you.

Anonymous asked: I'd like to send you a direct message about booking, but you don't have an email address or DM available on your FB page. How can I contact you directly?

Sorry, I don’t check this very often. You can email me at langstonkerman@gmail.com.

Anonymous asked: are you single? if so, what do you look for in a woman?

Good question: I like girls with Polio, but also a little bit of Dance Fever.

Anonymous asked: Do you actually believe that talking trash about the physical appearance of a 65 year old woman is clever and hilarious? It's not. It's cruel and pathetic.

Ooooohh… A crazy contest, ay??? LI accept your challenge.

RHINO VAGINA! RHINO VAGINA! RHINO VAGINA!

Your move…

(This response was paid for by the campaign for Langston Kerman Against Defenseless Old Women 2012)